These AK-47s from Combat Flip Flops (CFF) are terrible shoes. The company does not lie when they say Bad for Running, Worse for Fighting. They really are awful. I'm about to go online and order another pair.
Strenuous activity: 1 Combat Flip Flops: 0
I've worn them in every sort of weather and once during a tornado. Last fall I wore them when it was cold and rainy and my feet were cold, so I put on toe socks and wore them that way. This helped for just a very few minutes, then my socks got wet and my feet were cold again. I tried again during the winter and to my dismay got the same result – my feet got really cold with the temperature below zero (especially in the snow) and here too my socks got wet. Frankly I'm surprised I didn't get frostbite. Most recently during a heavy rainstorm (we've had many flood warnings this year) I lost one of them to runoff and had to chase it down the street. They're absolutely horrible in the pouring rain.
Inclement weather: 1 Combat Flip Flops: 0
Urban operations: 1 Combat Flip Flops: 1
Yard work: 1 Combat Flip Flops: 0
Now, there were two areas in which Combat Flip Flops truly excelled. The first is durability – they withstood everything and held together despite being worn almost daily, rain or shine, for over a year. The area where they really shined though is that of offspring mortification. Though wearing socks with my CFF AK47s was an ineffective measure, the effort was not an entirely futile one. As it turns out, the fact that I was wearing in public completely horrified my assorted children, nieces and nephews. It embarrassed them such an extent I felt compelled to continue wearing them that way. In fact I worked very hard to be obvious about it and I still do it to this day – any self-consciousness I feel is more than compensated for by the great embarrassment suffered by my minions.
Bonus embarrassing your spawn and minions point: Combat Flip Flops (+1).
Rugged durability and ability to withstand punishment and extended wear point: Combat Flip Flops (+1).
Interestingly, camels appear to appreciate them.
Bonus dromedary point: Combat Flip Flops (+1).
It is a vetrepreneurial company formed by 2 Army Rangers and a designer with the intention of helping to build a no-bullshit sustainable economy in Afghanistan. CFF reckons that one way to contribute to stability on the ground there is with a robust economy and gainfully employed Afghans. That effort has gone sideways for a number of reasons but should hopefully begin again in the near future with the deployment of Expeditionary Production Facilities. Is it a quixotic mission? Probably, but that doesn't make it any less worth supporting. The entire CFF crew is as passionate about their “business not bullets” ethos as they are about helping veterans. To describe them as merely patriotic would be to damn them with faint praise.
I love my CFF AK47s and I wasn't kidding when I said I was about to buy my 4th pair – I already have one pair for myself and I've purchased one each for Household-6 and my spawn. Are they pricey? Yes, certainly, especially when compared to cheap ass Walmart flip flops or other flimsy sandals. Personally I think they're worth it, and certainly not just because the long term goal will contribute to a less Taliban- and drug-centric Afghanistan. Combat Flip Flops are a long lasting, well built lifestyle brand that happen to have a great underlying mission.
Even if they are bad for fighting and worse for running.
Read about Combat Flip Flops here. If you decide you want a pair of AK47s of your own (or the Tuck-Tucks, that's my next pair), they can be found on the website here. You can learn more about their mission and their other products on their Facebook page here.
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