Orca's Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Morale Patch

For those of you who don't go into harms way accompanied by Brother Maynard, Orca Industries has your back.

From the Book of Armaments, verses 9 though 21:

“…First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, shalt thou not count, neither count though two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe…”

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