Wanna Trade Patches – Issue 26

So, you’ve probably noticed that these patches are a little risqué to say the least. First, we’ll get the obligatory disclaimer out of the way: These patches do not represent RECOIL magazine’s beliefs. However, we also know that without the Second Amendment, there’d be no First Amendment.

So we thought we’d exercise our love for free speech by showing you some of the latest in politically incorrect patches. After all, if no one’s allowed to say anything offensive, we’re all reduced to silence.

This assortment is sure to ruffle some feathers, but also allow others their right to express themselves. Whether you like to poke fun at religion, act a bit chauvinistic, or rile a friend who’s a little hypersensitive, you won’t have any trouble finding a patch here that’ll do the job. Patrick Henry probably couldn’t have imagined patches like these when he uttered his famous quote about liberty, but hey, the burden of freedom is being tolerant of ideas and beliefs you might not agree with. Enjoy your rights while you still have them.

Make: Advanced Armament Corp.
Patch: Silent Pig
Colorway: Black and gray, blue (shown), tan
MSRP: $6
URL: www.advanced-armament.com

Make: Dump Box
Patch: Butthurt Bitch Bar
Colorway: Shown
MSRP: $11
URL: www.dumpbox.us

Make: Mil-Spec Monkey
Patch: Pork Eating Crusader
Colorway: Arid, forest (shown), SWAT
MSRP: $6
URL: www.milspecmonkey.com/store/

Make: Mil-Spec Monkey
Patch: Immediate Action
Colorway: Arid, forest (shown), SWAT
MSRP: $6
URL: www.milspecmonkey.com/store/

Make: SOE
Patch: Jesus Approves Patch
Colorway: Shown
MSRP: $10
URL: www.originalsoegear.com

Make: SOE
Patch: Making More Haters One C*ck At A Time Woven Patch
Colorway: Shown
MSRP: $10
URL: www.originalsoegear.com